Ever Have The Kind Of Day Where

you come back from a blissful week of warm days and cool nights at a cabin on a lake in the Adirondacks, and after you drag yourself to work and back, you take your nice fleece pajama pants to the laundromat, and the dryer melts them?

No?


Anyone?

Georgia Man Rescued From Flaming Wreck, Kind Of Wishes They'd Left Him There

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You're busy, so here are the key excerpts you need to know from this excellent story.

• "...extinguished with a septic truck..."
• "...2 foot timber rattlesnake..."

and our favorite:

• "I ain't never heard of nothing like this, before, but you got to do what you got to do."

Now that's creative thinking! We won't even try to slip in our favorite Number One In Number Two joke. Hats off to our friendly northern neighbors. They're not Florida, but they are most certainly close enough.

Travelzoo Temptation Of (Last) Week

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Ireland? True or false: If you're quick, $499 will get you roundtrip airfare, six nights in excellent hotels, a rental car with unlimited mileage, a full Irish breakfast every morning, and all the Guinness you can drink.

Okay, that was false. But only the part about the Guinness. We're not sure what a full Irish breakfast is, but for a $499 package, we'd eat kippers. Not that we're very sure what those are either, mind.