Georgia Man Rescued From Flaming Wreck, Kind Of Wishes They'd Left Him There

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You're busy, so here are the key excerpts you need to know from this excellent story.

• "...extinguished with a septic truck..."
• "...2 foot timber rattlesnake..."

and our favorite:

• "I ain't never heard of nothing like this, before, but you got to do what you got to do."

Now that's creative thinking! We won't even try to slip in our favorite Number One In Number Two joke. Hats off to our friendly northern neighbors. They're not Florida, but they are most certainly close enough.