Ah, Florida

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It's going to be cool outside tonight, and here in The Only State Where You Have To Go North To Get To The Deep South, we are panicking.

PANICKING.

In the interests of public safety, the following are several key words you need to know:

• 'menacing cold'
• 'state of emergency'
• 'bracing' for 'a hard freeze'

According to local authorities, the temperature here could drop below twenty-eight degrees for several hours tonight.

You have been warned.