Don't Make Us Come Up There

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Further Notice To Georgia Residents

Now see here.

We thought we'd been over this already.

Apparently it wasn't enough for you to send your fires crossing over our border, coming down here and burning down all of our uninhabited swamps. We already have two hundred active fires of our own. We're quite capable of burning down our own swamps, thank you very much. You'd think that would be enough for you. But no, you have to keep sending all your smoke down here too. Now, the haze outdoors was one thing. But when even the insides of our nice air-conditioned buildings smell like Guatemalan prison trash incinerators, we have to say it's really too much.

Just for that, we're going to send you our subtropical storm. See how you like that.