Important Monkey News Of The Day
It's been a red-letter day for those of us of the chimpanzee persuasion. In keeping with our commitment here to bring you only the most excellently strange of all possible news items, here are two of the finest we've seen in rather a while. Naturally, both took place in ...um ...well... the South.
Ahem.
1. Startling Keepers, Miraculous Baby Chimp Born Despite Vasectomies
Father as yet unknown, but presumably in for an unpleasant surprise himself. Make that several. Also, why is there a chimpanzee ranch in the middle of backwoods Louisiana? We would like to know this. We think.
2. Arkansas Zoo Chimp Escapes, Raids Fridge, Cleans Toilet
[sigh] Arkansas. Fox News. Any other questions? Well, actually, we have one. No, two. Where can we find one of those, and will it also do the dishes?
Ahem.
1. Startling Keepers, Miraculous Baby Chimp Born Despite Vasectomies
Father as yet unknown, but presumably in for an unpleasant surprise himself. Make that several. Also, why is there a chimpanzee ranch in the middle of backwoods Louisiana? We would like to know this. We think.
2. Arkansas Zoo Chimp Escapes, Raids Fridge, Cleans Toilet
[sigh] Arkansas. Fox News. Any other questions? Well, actually, we have one. No, two. Where can we find one of those, and will it also do the dishes?
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