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This month's local BIG NEWS: Local Golfers Forced To Endure Terribly Inconvenient 30-Minute Game Interruption, Additional Hazard On Course

No, that's not my plane.

Not that my plane is any bigger than that. And actually, not that i haven't considered landing on the same golf course, in fact, during one of my instructor's many little entertaining "what would you do if i cut your engine, say, right NOW?" drills. The beach is better for landing on, although (as the above pilots discovered) it does tend to have people lying all over it. But as the instructors say: "Ehh. They'll move."