Updated News: World Did Not End Last Week

Hmm.

Well. In other news, it has been reported that the person responsible for this space once actually worked for the publisher of the original Left Behind series, and did in fact proofread books seven and eight, in addition to being the copy editor responsible for several in the series of smaller monstrosities known as Left Behind for Kids. This person otherwise quite enjoyed his former job, but on this topic, he is not available for comment.