Several Thoughts Upon Discovering Crest Whitestrips

(image: whitestrips.com)

1. Much better than the White Stripes. Just to clarify.

2. Not bad at all, at four days and counting. Where have you been all my life?

3. Wait, so, those really were steel dust stains from working on the ship?

4. A year and a half ago?

5. And they came off this fast?

6. Does this mean i still need to brush?

7. Now that i think of it, when was the last time i saw a dentist?

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9. I think it was in Belize.

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11. It may have been Honduras.

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13. Hmm.