An Inappropriate Observation, Second In A Series Of A Lot

Boy, when someone says something about my beliefs that i disagree with, i gotta tell ya, there's just nothing i love to do more than go burn down a bus station. And a cell phone company office. And a Pizza Hut. And then three movie theatres, just for good measure. Those idiot imperialist thugs in New Orleans were on the right track last year, but true Expressions of Protest are not content with mere thievery. For the maximum effect from your righteous anger, you have to hook up with a raging mob of seventy thousand or so and burn things to the ground.

Anyway, destroying movie theatres usually does it for me. But if i'm still not feeling like the world is getting the message, i kick it up a notch and torch a KFC. Damn the Western infidels and their tasty white meat! After that, i like to hang out awhile and scream "Death to Denmark" for the TV cameras.

Then, i grab my assault rifle and head out to shoot a small child in the face.


What? YOU DARE TO CALL US VIOLENT???



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