A Hard-Hitting Wednesday News Roundup

Without further preamble: In order to raise money for charity, William Shatner has just sold one of his kidney stones for twenty thousand dollars.

Hmm.

Well, that's about all we want to say about that. In other news, experts are now divided over which is the more remarkable item: that someone wanted his kidney stone, or that he won an Emmy last year for Best Supporting Actor. No further comment on either.