Profanity Monday: Special European Appeasement Edition

France "has not done everything possible for these youths, supported them so they feel understood, heard and respected," Chirac added....

--Breitbart.com, 7 Nov.

How come those youths get to have all the fun? I feel misunderstood and unheard too. The president never listens to me. Damn right i'm underappreciated. I think i'll go set a thousand other people's cars on fire and beat helpless senior citizens to death. Then everyone will bend over backwards to excuse me and reporters will rush to listen to how i feel about the difficult issues of my life.

I mean, it's working in France, isn't it?

I'm just saying.