Inexpensive Cures For Boredom, #3

Visit the pet section at your local Wal-Mart. Did you know they have a pet section? It's back by the garden supplies. Find the aquariums and count the dead fish stuck to the filters. Remember the number and compare it to the next Wal-Mart you're in. My own current single-store record, personally, is sixty-four. Must be a long trip from China.