17 August 2006 20:43

Consolation: The World Could Still End Next Week

Forget August 9. So last week. And hopelessly Judeo-Christian, by the way. Actually, August 22 will be the correct date, says the president of Iran.

Well, at least someone out there is paying attention to moving these things along. Didn't feel like paying next month's rent anyway.

Hey, anyone wanna buy a futon?

Just checking.