The Mooch Tour Continues

To cheerfully plagarize my old Moon handbook, there are two theories on travel. One is to stay in the same town and change your clothes. We're leaning towards the other, which is to wear the same clothes and just change towns. In any event, we're off to England next, where we have some very nice hospitable friends. For self-entertainment purposes, i will attempt to post weekly for the duration. All that to say, you'll need to get your daily inanity fix somewhere else.

One thing you can do for that, by the way, is stand on a curb with your eyes closed and pretend it's the tallest cliff in the world. Then step off. Kind of fun, isn't it? Or if you're really hard up - this is my favorite - keep your eyes closed and push gently on your eyeballs with your fingers for a while. Very pretty flashing lights.