An Ever-So-Slight Momentary Stooping To Gloat

(Malta, NY. 3 Sept)

My lil' bike gets fifty miles per gallon. Yep, that's right: five-zero. So sorry about your Grand X-Humungica Sport luxury SUV.

That's right, i only fund two future Saudi terrorists per month.
Actually, fewer, now that i think of it, considering the bike's been in storage all year....