p.s.

okay, all right, didn't quite mean Antichrist. I have it on excellent authority (hearsay from a friend of a friend of a columnist's friend) that the real reason the Justice Department decided to go after Gates et al. with such odd grounds and sudden timing was in retaliation for ol' Bill's refusal to give away all the programmers' secret backdoors to the NSA. Take that, Janet Reno.


Heh.


uh, you guys in the black helicopters hear that all right?